Scarlett Johansson Is Engaged?

In fairly odd news of the day, Scarlett Johansson may be engaged despite having rejected all my proposals including the one I sent her on a Valentine’s Day card written in my own blood.

Yesterday, PEOPLE noticed Johansson was wearing an engagement ring during the Venice Film Festival premiere of Under the Skin. Turns out her fiance is journalist Romain Dauriac who probably did not woo her with any romantic cards written in blood.

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