Kim Kardashian’s Vagina Is Doing Fine

The first thing Kim Kardashian did when she got home after giving birth was to check out what that baby did to her vagina. To her surprise, everything looked fabulous. Telling Khloe in the latest episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, “When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better looking than before.”

Kim, brimming with self-confidence, went on, “I just want to come out to the world, and be naked and be like, ‘I look so hot. I am back.'” Then she shot back at the haters who called her “a whale, Shamu, a cow.” Hm, don’t forget emperor penguin.

She then bragged about how easy childbirth was for her. “Labor was honestly the easiest thing ever. I did not feel one thing. Like, it was not hard.”

That doesn’t come as much of a shock to anyone. We’ve all seen her vagina and what can fit up there, right? Plus, she has the birthing hips of a baby elephant. A VW Bug could come out of there with minimal discomfort.

In other news, Kim celebrated her birthday at TAO in Vegas last Friday. Her boobs were huge.

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10 years ago

Her face is looking more & more like a border collie