Kris and Bruce Jenner are Separated

I have distressing news for you all. Kris and Bruce Jenner are separated and have been since June. The two released a statement that read, “We are living separately and we are much happier this way.”

Bruce has been living in Malibu while Kris is in Calabasas tenting her fingers on her golden throne plotting the exploitation of each of her daughters.

Sources say the two have not contacted a divorce lawyer and are just fine living apart for now. The two don’t want to mess up their reality show which makes the family $40 million.

This just goes to show. Nothing keeps a family sort of together than the promise of bags of money. My hearts aflutter just thinking about it.

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10 years ago

They probably had to use a stick…yuck.