Lindsay Lohan Plans to Open Her Own Rehab

Lindsay Lohan has been to rehab enough times to know that it doesn’t work. Hence, why she’s opening up her own rehab center. There are a lot of rich kids out there that are just dying to attend a celebrity sponsored rehabilitation facility.

“Lindsay really wants to help other people and she’s talked to some of her wealthy friends who are sober about the prospect of opening up a rehab center,” the insider revealed.
“She loves the idea and really believes that if her name is attached to it, it will help draw attention to sobriety.”

Hopefully this addresses the glaring issues she’s had with past rehabs like not being able to bring your own drugs and not having in and out privileges. Their motto will be, “Meh, good enough.”

Her dad Michael, never one to pass up an opportunity for press, said, “All I know is that since I am in the business and she is doing so well, she would like to give back,” Michael said. “She did mention it!”

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10 years ago

I’d say that’s the fox watching the hen house, but she’s no fox anymore.

10 years ago

She is truly an idiot.