Shia LaBeouf Got Kicked in the Balls in London

One man has done what many have dreamed of. Kicked Shia LaBeouf in the balls. According to reports, LaBeouf is in London filming Brad Pitt’s Fury. He and a friend were partying in Leicester Square when he happened upon two women, Ash Nawaz and sister Isis, puking.

Like any good samaritan, Shia took out his phone and started filming. They told him to leave them alone, but Shia wouldn’t stop. That’s when a stranger stepped in to help. By punching Shia in the face and kicking him in the groin.

Security guards from a nearby club came over and separated them before Shia and his friend ran away. Police were not called. America’s Funniest Home Videos, however, most likely were.

Ash told The Sun, ”I only realised it was Shia after he’d been beaten up. If I’d known, I’d have let him film me as much as he liked! I have a massive crush on him.” Aw, that’s true obsession right there. What a love story.

And as a sad reminder, this isn’t the first time Shia has gotten in an altercation in London. Last year, a student stole his baseball hat and refused to give it back. Jesus. Did he play keep away with it too? And was Shia crying as he ran back and forth between two people trying to get his hat back?

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9 years ago

LaDouche. Shitbird extraordinaire.

9 years ago

Give the guy a break, he admitted to having a small dick.