Alec Baldwin Apologizes for Homophobic Slur, the Other One

Alec Baldwin admitted to using a homophobic slur in Thursday’s confrontation with the paparazzi and has even apologized. He’s sorry, gays. He’s sorry for using the anti-gay epithet, “cocksucker.”

Of course, Baldwin still insists that he said “cocksucking fathead” and not “cocksucking f*g.” Granted, no one in the world believes him. Not GLAAD, who issued the following statement, “Mr. Baldwin can’t lend his support for equality on paper, while degrading gay people in practice. It’s clearly time he listens to the calls from so many LGBT people and allies to end this pattern of anti-gay slurs.”

And definitely not Anderson Cooper who pretty much laughed at Baldwin’s excuses.

But seriously, guys (gays?). Alec Baldwin is not a homophobe. Just ask his gay hairdresser who he trotted around like a show horse. In a video posted by TMZ, Alec Baldwin asks his hairdresser in front of paps, “Nick, do you think I’m a homophobe?” Nick jokingly responds, “Yes, big time.”

Nick explains after, “I don’t think he’s homophobic. I don’t at all. Whenever he is in here, we are always talking and cutting hair. He booked an appointment for today, he always does and he is a good tipper.”

So you see? Alec Baldwin can’t be a homophobe. How can he be when he his gay hairdresser who he tips well says so. Case closed.

In other news, Alec Baldwin shoved a photographer and smacked a camera out of his hand. He then pushed him into a car. Though to be fair, that was the photog’s own fault. Later they started arguing about who assaulted who and Alec mocked cried saying the photog was assaulting him. Finally, Alec tells him to “take a walk, you don’t wanna get hurt, do ya?”

At this point, people are just following Alec because he reacts gloriously. Not unlike that kid on the playground people teased because he cried so easily. Yes, yes! Feed me your tears!

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