Alec Baldwin Didn’t Say F*g According to Alec Baldwin

During a confrontation early Thursday after his stalker was sentenced to 210 days in jail, Alec Baldwin chased down a paparazzi for photographing his wife and child. When he realized he couldn’t keep up, he went back to his car but not before calling another photog a “cocksucking f*g” under his breath.

However, Alec claims he didn’t say f*g. He said fathead. Cocksucking fathead. Because that makes perfect sense. He wrote, “Acoustic analysis proves the word is fathead. Fathead … Anti-gay slurs are wrong. They not only offend, but threaten hard fought tolerance of LGBT rights.”

What’s more believable? That the short-tempered Alec Baldwin who once called Daily Mail’s George Stark a “toxic little queen” said cocksucking fathead or that he said cocksucking f*g which would have made much more sense? I don’t know. This is a tough one. I may need a lifeline for this.