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Celebs Do Weird Short Films

Celebrities such as Cate Blanchett, Bradley Cooper, Robert Redford and Oprah among others participated in an interactive feature by The New York Times Magazine titled Making a Scene. “The year’s best big screen performers,” 11 of them, star in their own avant-garde short film directed by cinematographer Janusz Kaminski and features text written by actors and writers. Defamer gives a quick rundown of each short.

Cate Blanchett makes a fish’s eyeball pop out of its face.

Bradley Cooper dances in water.

Robert Redford makes a strong case for carbs.

Oprah eulogizes how she’d feel if James Frey passed away (probably).

Greta Gerwig loathes taxidermy.

Forest Whitaker types words.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus demonstrates the importance of gun safety.

Michael B. Jordan is perfection on a horse. (No really, he is perfection, and he is on a horse.)

Oscar Isaac contemplates death.

Chiwetel Ejiofor meets justice.

Adele Exarchopolous laughs maniacally.

My favorite one is Bradley Cooper’s because it just looks like he’s splashing in puddles like a 5-year-old. In all seriousness though, James Franco is probably furiously masturbating to these short films right this minute.

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