Meanwhile, in Russia, artist Pyotr Pavlensky nailed his testicles to the cobblestone walkway outside Lenin’s Mausoleum. His reasoning? To protest the creeping ‘police state’ mentality growing in Russia. Ouch. Was a strongly worded letter to the editor out of the question?
In the past, Pavlensky has sewn his lips shut to protest Pussy Riot’s jailing, and wrapped his naked self in barbed wire.
Yo dawg, you’re doing this PUA peacocking thing all wrong.