British sculptor, Jamie McCartney, put out a wall of plaster vagina casts back in 2011, entitled “Great Wall of Vagina” (get it?). Now he’s back with rows and rows of vaginas AND dongs called “The-Spice-Of-Life”. Dongs every which way, in your face, up straight, down low. John Travolta just ordered four of them. “Christmas!!”, he squealed giddily after hearing about dong wallpaper.