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Janice Dickinson Has a Chinese Human Placenta Beauty Regimen

Youth obsessed Janice Dickinson flies to China to inject placenta stem cells into her face because of course she does. Dickinson said she started visiting the Blue Horizon Stem Cell clinic in Wuhan where doctors take stem cells from placentas and inject them into her face to fix her wrinkly skin.

 “If anybody is going to have a state-of-the-art, revolutionary skin-care miracle, it’s going to be me, with my hand out, first in line. My skin has gone from grey to rosy pink, and I feel great…!

“My skin is just amazing. My face and legs and my hands and my feet and my vagina and my butt. Everything got so smooth. My life has improved tremendously!”

This could all be a placebo effect but who am I to tell a D-lister how to waste their $10,000 (the cost of the treatment). She also convinced her fiance to get the treatment.

“I flew 24 hours to China with my fiancé, Rocky, and went directly from the airport to the hospital, where I was prepped for the infusion… I woke up at 3am the following morning energized like there was no tomorrow. Rocky had the infusion too, and he and I had some of the best sex we’ve had in years!

“I can’t tell you how our lives have improved immediately after the treatments. I’m calmer, I’m more focused and I’m nicer.”

Things are going to get awkward when she realizes she’s actually being injected with stem cells from stillborn stray dogs.

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RexCraigo
RexCraigo
6 years ago

Yeah and she’s just insanely stupid.

Nix_Nightbird
Nix_Nightbird
6 years ago

This woman is one of the seven least sexually, intellectually, and aesthetically appealing people on the face of the Earth.

I’d rather stick my junk in a beehive than in her. At least in the beehive I’ll feel something, and the bees will be nicer to me than this psychotic narcissist.

johnlschindel
johnlschindel
6 years ago

She should demand a refund!

Bill
Bill
6 years ago

Female Joker? Cannot tell the difference. Well, almost, just missing the red lipstick..

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