Disgraced ex-MLB star Jose Canseco was pulled over by Nevada police who discovered a pair of fainting goats in the back of his car. Canseco explained on Twitter that the cops couldn’t stop laughing at his goats. At least one of which seemed to be wearing a diaper. I don’t even know where to begin. I mean, the diaper isn’t even properly fitted.
Just got pulled over with goats in the car. The cop laughed at our poor goats . Awesome pic.twitter.com/hN1WiE7qDG
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 21, 2013
Apparently he’s shooting a documentary on them as well as adopting them which offers some sort of explanation but raises even more questions such as why Jose Canseco is shooting a documentary on fainting goats.
Reports say he plans to add them to his private animal farm which, as of right now, includes four dogs and a few tortoises.
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