Justin Bieber Caught Sneaking Out of Whorehouse

Days after rumors that Justin Bieber slept with a prostitute in Panama comes photos of him actually leaving a brothel in Rio de Janeiro. Pictures showed Justin trying to sneak out underneath a blanket. It didn’t quite work because you can see his tattoos.

Reports say Bieber and a friend spent three hours inside the whorehouse Centauros before leaving with two women. Two of the hours were probably spent trying to figure out what to do with a real live girl. They probably did a quarterback huddle to figure out how to unhook a bra and where to stick their penises. “In the belly button, right?”

Bieber ran out under a blanket while the women from the brothel were escorted separately to his hotel. One member of his team tried spraying photogs with water demanding they stop taking pictures. I’m sure they all politely agreed. “Of course we’ll stop taking pictures of the world’s biggest douchebag leaving a whorehouse. No problemo.”

Reports say Justin was later kicked out of his hotel for breaking the rules. Apparently they have a strict “no whores allowed” policy. Go figure.

Page Six says it costs around $200 – $400 to sleep with a prostitute there and that while prostitution is legal in Brazil, running a brothel isn’t.

  • Mare

    If Mayweather is so upset by this, he deserves to lose.

  • ivan

    Safe to say you all are a piece of shit for bullying this kid who does nothing but go to church and mind his own business; the fact is this guy is lying; he previously showed he approved of Justin wearing that shirt by wearing a Justin Bieber shirto-there are pictures; he’s using Justin for publicity since, lo and behold, he has an album coming out; there is absolutely no proof Justin said that to him; one can say anything about another celeb; it’s contrary to Justin’s character as people who really know him can tell you; furthermore, he had nothing to do with the design of the shirt. He just wore it.

    • BigJimSlade

      Go back to Canada, Justin.
      And pull up your damn pants.

  • RocknRollerBlues

    Since when is China a moral authority anyone cares about or “running” over a paparazzo standing in the path of a moving vehicle while bombarding the driver with flash anything but the pap’s own fault?

    Also, the writer of this steaming pile of caka should go write the word “journalism” infinity times and think about what that means. This excuse for an “article” is nothing more than hate speech. Shameful.

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