Justin Bieber Tagged Another Wall in Australia

On Wednesday, Justin Bieber spray painted his “art” onto another hotel wall. Except, this time, he was given permission by management. QT Hotel in the Gold Coast says they allowed Bieber to spray their walls because they want to promote graffiti as art.

Regardless, the government still hates Bieber. Specifically, his art in a can. Gold Coast mayor Tom Tate says Bieber is undermining the city’s efforts to fight graffiti. Says Tate, “The last thing we want is to have graffiti glorified and more young people thinking it’s a cool thing to do.”

Mayor Tate need not worry, however. Graffiti artists tend to be male and any young male hates Bieber with a passion. They think he’s a dickbag or a bag of dicks. Whichever way you want to put it. Seeing Bieber get into graffiti would probably ignite a hatred so fiery that they’d sooner cut off their own hands than have people tell them, “Hey, cool graffiti, man. You’re a regular Justin Bieber.”