Kristen Stewart Is a Convincing Crier

Kristen Stewart put on her best cry face while filming scenes for Anesthesia with Sam Waterson in New York City. Such passion, such emotion, such singular expressions. Look at her trying to decide whether or not to take that towel to dry her eyes with. It’s the same look kids make when they’re forcing out a poop.

Can you imagine having sex with this girl? If you ever gave her an orgasm, she’d just stare back at you like a lifeless doll and when you asked her what the hell was going on, she’d just say, “I’m. So. Happy.”