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A Look at Shia LaBeouf’s Penis

Lars Von Trier’s porno-as-art film Nymphomaniac premieres on Christmas day. In the lead up to the birth of sex Jesus, the studio has been releasing short teasers. Recently, it was a collection of posters showing each actor’s o-face. It was quite disturbing. The men, mostly.

Today it’s a short teaser video showing off Shia LaBeouf’s penis flapping around as he walks and bangs Stacy Martin. As you probably have guessed, the clip below is highly NSFW unless you work at Vivid or your job title is “Shia LaBeouf penis searcher.”

It’s entitled, Chapter 5: The Little Organ School. Not sure if Lars Von Trier was trying to say something about LaBeouf’s dong or what.

  • The guy is a pretty decent actor, and could be doing a lot better for himself if only he’d straighten up and fly right. I hope he gets himself sorted out before he does something TRULY stupid and winds up working at McDonald’s for a living. (No insult intended towards Mickey D employees…)

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