Michael Jackson Estate Doesn’t Want Conrad Murray Talking About How He Held Michael Jackson’s Penis

Last Sunday, Michael Jackson’s doctor, Conrad Murray, gave an enlightening interview to The Daily Mail in which he detailed exactly how close he and Michael were.

For example, Murray said they were so tight that he held Michael’s penis every night. Not to whisper sweet nothings to it, but rather to fit a condom catheter on it because Michael was incontinent at night. Murray explained, “Michael didn’t know how to put a condom on, so I had to do it for him.”

Wait, did he put his finger to his penis and coo, “Shh. No tears, only dreams?”  Because that would be such a “daww” moment.

He also gave somber details like, “He wore dark trousers all the time because after he went to the toilet he would drip for hours.”

On the bright side, if Michael ever got lost, all they had to do was follow the droplets of pee like Hansel and Gretel.

In the interview, Murray also claimed Jackson admitted to having never slept with Debbie Rowe so it’s possible all his kids are from different fathers.

Anyway, Michael Jackson’s estate wants Conrad Murray to stop talking to the press about all this personal stuff. They basically put their hands over their ears and are screaming, “Stooop! Please make it stop! Lalalala!”

MJ’s estate lawyer fired off this letter to Murray, “Your recent comments to the media about Mr. Jackson’s medical treatment and ultimate death shamefully violate the physician-patient privilege under California law.”

He threatens that if Murrad persists, they will file suit and alert every medical board that Murray will not hesitate to violate doctor-patient privilege.

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