The MPAA Would Rather Evan Rachel Wood Be F*cked and Say ‘Thank You’

Now that you’ve gorged on Turkey, let’s talk about how the MPAA doesn’t want to see Evan Rachel Wood get eaten out on the big screen because it makes them uncomfortable.

Wood unleashed a string of tweets on Wednesday when she discovered that scenes featuring her receiving oral sex were deleted in the new cut of Charlie Countryman to secure an R-rating from the MPAA. She took exception to the fact that there couldn’t be a scene of a woman being pleasured while it was fine to have scenes of people getting their heads blown off. I’ve combined her tweets to be easier to read.

After seeing the new cut of #CharlieCountryman I would like 2 share my disappointment with the MPAA, who thought it was necessary to censor a womans sexuality once again. The scene where the two main characters make “love” was altered because someone felt that seeing a man give a woman oral sex made people “uncomfortable” but the scenes in which people are murdered by having their heads blown off remained intact and unaltered.

This is a symptom of a society that wants to shame women and put them down for enjoying sex, especially when (gasp) the man isn’t getting off as well! Its hard for me to believe that had the roles been reversed it still would have been cut OR had the female character been raped it would have been cut. Its time for people to GROW UP. Accept that woman are sexual beings. Accept that some men like pleasuring woman. Accept that woman don’t have to just be fucked and say thank you. We are allowed and entitled to enjoy ourselves. Its time we put our foot down. Thanks for listening.

The MPAA is made up of people still holding on to the last remnants of 50’s values. Of course a man going down on the woman makes them uncomfortable. They’re probably worried their wives are going to figure out that women can feel pleasure during sex too and that the female orgasm isn’t actually a myth invented by the porn industry to sell their sex toys. And if my future girlfriend is reading this, it totally is. Also, the average penis size is 2 inches.

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