Selena Gomez Had a One Night Stand

Selena Gomez is featured in Teen Vogue’s December/January issue. She tells them that she’s not a one night stand, she’s the girl you “take home to your parents.” Booooring.

“You fall in love and it completely consumes you. So a part of you is broken when that’s gone.”

May I remind you she’s talking about Justin Bieber. That breakup should have been a blessing. Wake me up when this chick gets interesting.

“So a part of you is broken when that’s gone. And part of you wants to have that rebellious feeling where you’re just like, forget it-I can do anything I want. I’ve tried it, and I’ve never been that girl. I’m always going to be the girl you want to take home to your parents, not for the night.”

Wait, did she just admit to a one night stand? Alright. Fess up. Which one of you was it? Was it good? Did it end like a one night stand usually does? With you pulling up your pants and apologizing profusely?

  • Rebecca

    this is pretty fuckin douchey

  • someone

    this is so unneccesarily mean and spiteful. do you know her personally? what did she ever do to you? when she reads this how disheartened do you think she is going to be?

  • jay

    So … a teenage girl is disturbed by the idea of thousands of creepy old men having sexual fantasies about her. This is what we used to call “healthy”.

  • Anna Vink

    wtf is your problem

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