Slam Dancing Zombie Attack in Australia

Giving new meaning to road rage, a driver in Perth, Western Australia went bananas, ramming his car into a parked Volkswagen, then getting out and slam dancing headfirst onto oncoming cars.

“It was at about 7pm, I was heading down to Freeway South and all the traffic just stopped,” he [a witness] recalled to WA Today. “It was like the movie World War Z, where the zombies just run into cars, he was exactly like that and I thought ‘oh s**t, it’s the zombie apocalypse.'”

According to a Perth newspaper, “the man, who is believed to have mental health issues, was being assessed at Fremantle hospital”. Mental health issues? Gee, ya think? Maybe it was just a bad batch of meat pies.