Seeing as how Zac Efron has his jaw wired shut, he’s not going to be doing much promotion for That Awkward Moment anytime soon. We’re all going to have to settle for the next best thing. Suggestive posters under the guise of cute and cuddly.
Up top is the latest promo for That Awkward Moment featuring Zac Efron holding a kitten with the caption, “That awkward moment when you realize you’re attached to her kitty.”
Because my mind practically lives in the gutter, I take “kitty” to mean “pussy” as in vagina. And I think I’d be right because it’s an R-rated movie.
However, PEOPLE plays coy and just runs with the cat bit. “Efron would probably welcome a snuggly feline in his life right about now: The actor broke his jaw last week after slipping in a puddle.” Unless they’re also talking about a vagina. In that case, well played, PEOPLE, well played.