How this Boy Got Detention Will Astound You

Somewhere in Osecola County, possibly at St. Cloud High School, a boy sits in detention. Spitballs? Talking in class? Oh, that’s quaint. If only kids were that good nowadays.

No, this 10th grader ended up in detention by pulling his pants down in class and slapping a girl across the face with his penis. Let that sink in. He had to unbuckle his pants, roll them down to his ankles, waddle over to the girl and wing that dong across her face. Today detention, tomorrow sexual assault charges hopefully.