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Goldberg From ‘Mighty Ducks’ Is Sort Of An Asshole

Shaun Weiss played Goldberg the Goalie in the beloved 1992 movie The Mighty Ducks. He’s now 35 and these days, he’s beating and peeing on his girlfriend of 2 years Sonja Dimitrievska. Well, now his ex-girlfriend.

TMZ reports that Sonja asked a judge this week to grant her a restraining order against Shaun claiming he beat her several times during their relationship.

She reached her breaking point back in April when Goldberg came home drunk one day threatening to kill her and pull her eyes out. Sonja left for a few hours for him to sober up but came back to find Goldberg in her bed holding a machete. He then punched her in the face.

I swear I’m laughing at the absurdity of it all and not the terrifying ordeal this poor woman had to suffer through. I mean, where did the machete come from? Did he just come back from safari or what?

But that’s not all. Sonja says she ran to another bedroom to hide but Goldberg broke down the door and tried peeing on her while saying, “this is all you’re worth.”

If that wasn’t enough to convince you how gigantic an asshole he is, he ended up calling the cops on her and had her arrested.

And about that temporary restraining order? The judge denied it and ordered a hearing for December 17th to discuss the matter in depth. Because that’s the sane thing to do when someone claims their boyfriend is punching them in the face and trying to pee on them. It’s probably nothing serious. These two lovebirds can work it out. I have a good feeling about this.

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Jason B
10 years ago

Damn, quack attack is wack jack! Couldn’t help myself.

lucky
lucky
10 years ago

Someone should pee on that judge.

Kyle Richards Is A Whore
Kyle Richards Is A Whore
10 years ago

I once took a large s**t on my husbands chest because he liked the way it blended in with his darker Jewish skin, it smelled bad and that maybe the reason he know cheats on me so MAYBE we should do the same to this ‘Goldberg’.