The date: 11/24/2013. The time: 7:33 PM on a Sunday night. The location: a woman’s porch. Watch as this man walks his date home and goes in for a goodnight kiss only to get friend-zoned hard with a hearty handshake and a bro hug.
After she closes the door, watch as he stands on her porch, confused and alone and then walk away with slumped shoulders.
Admittedly, he should have seen this coming. A date ending at 7:30 at night is never a good sign. The only way she could have made her disinterest clearer is if she waved a neon sign in front him that read, “Buh-bye!”