Jennifer Lawrence Drinks Budweiser, World’s Love Affair With Her Is Over

Jennifer Lawrence made a shocking revelation. She’s a normal person who drinks normal people beer just like the rest of us who don’t know any better.

At a hotel doing promotions for American Hustle, Lawrence was faced with a plethora of artisanal beers. Jennifer Lawrence knows f*ck all about artisinal beers. And why would she? She’s 23 for god’s sake. I was still drinking Popov at that age.

“I’m a Budweiser person. So I don’t really understand,” she says, as the waitress goes to great lengths to explain the intricate differences between the pale ales on offer.

Gasp! Jennifer Lawrence drinks piss water? People will undoubtedly spin her lack of beer knowledge into another “aww, that’s adorable” quality adding to her mythos even more. Seriously, this chick could drown a kitten and people would just bat their eyelashes at her and point out how passionate she is about pet overpopulation.