Jessica Hart Does Some Shooting in a Bikini

Fresh off of almost being fired for stating the very true fact that Taylor Swift wouldn’t make a good Victoria’s Secret model (lack of experience and probably general annoyingness), here’s Jessica Hart in Miami, Florida doing a photo shoot.

You’d think Taylor Swift would at least be able to do this, ie, stand in the water and look at the camera, but you’d be wrong. It’s not that easy. Take it from me. I once tried to be a professional stander in ocean waters but a wave blew out my knee and now I can only stand in kiddie pools.

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