Lindsay Lohan Smoking in a Bathing Suit in Hawaii

I want to apologize. I may have mislead you. When I wrote “smoking,” I meant it literally as in Lindsay Lohan was literally taking drags off her cigarette while walking around with her flat ass in a bathing suit.

She was hanging out in Miami for Art Basel, an international art show described as the premiere showcase for modern and contemporary art. Basically what that means is Lindsay is going to be in Miami staring blankly at a sculpture for an hour nodding her head and muttering, “mm hmm, yes, very good,” until someone interrupts her to tell her she’s staring at a bike rack.