Mariah Carey in Aspen in a Bikini is Definitely a Red Christmas

In what may be the most Mariah picture ever, here’s Mariah Carey in Aspen posing in snow wearing nothing but a red bikini while her dog tries to drink hot tub water.

Then there’s this other one she posted on Instagram where she’s standing in front of a gigantic Christmas tree in a bikini shh-ing whoever is holding a camera. She co-signed it, “Warming up for the hot tub moments!”

It reminded me a lot of my childhood Christmases. Except it was Santa Claus standing at the foot of my bed who was shh-ing me and he always co-signed it with, “You scream and you die.”