Paris Hilton Claims to be One of the Top 5 Highest Paid DJs in the World

Returning from a trip to Moscow, Paris Hilton bragged to TMZ that she’s one of the top 5 highest paid DJs in the world. Cue hysterical laughter and then cue the soul crushing realization that this might almost be true.

Sure, Forbes recently released their list of the highest paid button pushers in the world and Paris was nowhere near that list, but she did recently sign a significant contract with one of the biggest clubs in Ibiza, Amnesia. “Sources” tell TMZ that Paris pulls in an obscene $100k to $350k an hour for her sets.

So now Paris gets paid a quarter million to push play for a setlist she probably didn’t even create. How do I get in on this? Without having to stick a penis in my mouth, I mean?