These Photos of Sofia Vergara in a Thong Prove She and Nick Loeb Didn’t Split

Sofia Vergara has been plagued by rumors that she and her fiancé, Nick Loeb, have split. When Nick didn’t show up to her family Thanksgiving, speculation intensified. Sources say the two have been arguing about money, specifically, the money Sofia isn’t putting into Nick’s Onion Crunch condiment line despite her being the highest paid actress on TV, which, for some reason, means she should invest in her boyfriend’s ventures.

Well, they’re doing fine and it’s time to put those rumors to bed. To show us she and Nick are doing great, she uploaded some photos of herself in a thong bikini hugging Nick whilst on their Mexican getaway. The vacation kind. Not the kind where the cops are chasing you across the border.

Anyway, why would they break up? Have you seen her? She’s 41 with the body of a 30-year-old. She doesn’t want to put her money into his Onion Crunch? That should be a problem for him insomuch as having a mole on the bottom of her foot should be a problem.

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