This Is How You Properly Care For Someone After a Knock Out

As you watch this video of a traditional musangwe fight from South Africa, you may be concerned about the guy who gets knocked out. Don’t worry though. He’s in good hands. A crack team of doctors are on site to treat the unconscious fighter. Years of medical training have prepared them for situations like this.

Watch as they violently shake him and then vigorously rub his penis while pouring cold water over his head. Because when you’re concussed, there’s nothing better than waking up to a handjob.

Alternatively, this video could also be titled: “Why I don’t go to South African villages for medical treatment.”