SNL Highlights the Problem of Doing It in Your Childhood Home Over the Holidays

As the “Twin Bed” music video from last Saturday’s Saturday Night Live proves, bringing your boyfriend home for the holidays and trying to do it in your childhood bedroom is definitely as sexy as it sounds.

Those antique bed springs that alert the entire house as to what exactly you’re doing, the look of sheer horror on your mom’s face as she walks in on you two because there are no door locks, the cat watching as you two fumble around a twin bed and then puking on your boyfriend’s pants? This is the fairytale holiday gathering every little girl dreams of.