That Wasn’t Natalie Portman Kissing Thor

If you thought Chris Hemsworth looked a little too into it during his kiss with Natalie Portman during the end of Thor: The Dark World, it’s probably because he was kissing his wife Elsa Pataky and when you kiss your significant other, you don’t want to do a spit take. Trust me on this.

“It was for reshoots (after the film was finished) and he was working in Hong Kong and I couldn’t get there because I was working on my own film,” Portman told the News.

“And so they put his wife in my wig and costume, that’s why it was so passionate.”

Chris Hemsworth is a Norse God and he’s married to Elsa Pataky? Screw this guy. At least tell me he was born with a physical defect. Like one of his biceps is smaller than the other or something.