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Cameron Diaz Wants You to Stop Lasering Off Your Pubes

Cameron Diaz has an interesting section in her recently released The Body Book dedicated entirely to a woman’s pubes and why they shouldn’t be lasering it off.

“I hear that there’s a big fad these days of young women undergoing laser hair removal on all of their lady bits,” Diaz writes. “… Personally, I think permanent laser hair removal sounds like a crazy idea. Forever? I know you may think you’ll be wearing the same style of shoes forever and the same style of jeans forever, but you won’t. The idea that vaginas are preferable in a hairless state is a pretty recent phenomenon, and all fads change, people.”

Then — fair warning — Diaz gets a little graphic. “Pubic hair also serves as a pretty draping that makes it a little mysterious to the one who might be courting your sexiness,” Diaz intones. “Pubes keep the goods private, which can entice a lover to come and take a closer look at what you have to offer. Also, let’s be honest: just like every other part of your body, your labia major is not immune to gravity. Do you really want a hairless vagina for the rest of your life?”

She continues, “It’s a personal decision, but I’m just putting it out there: Consider leaving your vagina fully dressed, ladies. Twenty years from now, you will still want to be presenting it to someone special, and it would be nice to let him or her unwrap it like the gift that it is.”

It sounds like she’s talking about some sort of pube secret garden where you pull apart the bush to find something transcendent. Except, that’s a very romanticized version of what actually happens. The reality is, for an unveiling like that, it’s gonna be a hairy bush. Maybe it’s just me but the idea of parting wiry pubic hair like how Moses parted the red sea doesn’t turn me on as much as Cameron Diaz thinks it should.

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Steve
Steve
6 years ago

There’s a reason she’s still single.

Kyle Richards Is A Whore
Kyle Richards Is A Whore
6 years ago
Reply to  Steve

Yeah she just came out and told us that she has so much bush that her vagina lips are fully covered. Fucking sick!

Clint Barnett
Clint Barnett
6 years ago

i dont think she meant let that s**t grow wild. i think she just means permanent removal kind of takes away from the fun. *shrug* personally, i find bald vagina somewhat creepy. though too much hair is gross.

Simon Champion
Simon Champion
6 years ago

Bald vaginas are a fad. The next big thing will be bangs.

David C. Morrow
David C. Morrow
6 years ago

I’d rather see it all. There’s no “mystery” for me since I know what’s there, it’s just prettier without the hair. But it’s up to the individual how she wants it.

Nix_Nightbird
Nix_Nightbird
6 years ago

Ah, yes. The complete removal of pubic hair on women is something favored by little boys who are frightened of women, and men who prefer the pre-pubescent look.

You kids should have seen the 1980s. I think you’d all faint if you had to get close to a girl back then.

Michael De Paulo
6 years ago

I wholeheartedly agree! As a grown man I can say that I’m tired of dating women who look like pre-teens when you actually get “down there.” Don’t get me wrong, a bit of trimming and shaving is fine (do it myself, AAMOF) but there should be SOMETHING there–even if just a little strip or patch–to say “hey, I’m old enough and legal.”

Kyle Richards Is A Whore
Kyle Richards Is A Whore
6 years ago

SHAVE THAT S**T ALL OFF AND LET US SEE YOUR SMOOTH PUSSY!

ab-704
ab-704
6 years ago

The author sounds gay. Just saying, not that there is anything wrong with that ;)

Gederix
Gederix
6 years ago

Sorry but not all women can pull off the Barbie look, on some it looks great sure but on others it looks terrible. This is also a fairly recent fad so if a women with pubic hair bothers you the problem is not with the women, thats how they come naturally. Personally I find a neatly trimmed bush much sexier than completely bald.

Sam Bass
Sam Bass
6 years ago

FULL BUSH is SEXY! Love the fur, LADIES grow your pubes! Who wants a teenager? be a man, eat outdoors!

Kyle Richards Is A Whore
Kyle Richards Is A Whore
6 years ago
Reply to  Sam Bass

Who doesn’t want to f**k a teenager? You can have your grandmas.

Alec
Alec
6 years ago

I actually like it with some hair. Not crazy hairy, but yes I like it with some on top looks sexy! Especially with see through underwear!

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