As you probably figured, the SAG Awards were last weekend. You were probably wondering who was best dressed. Is that still a thing? I figure that by now all these gowns look the same and all flow into one another. Except for Sofia Vergara’s. She wasn’t wearing a gown so much as a thing that holds her boobs. She could have worn a homemade pulley system for her breasts that looked like a game of Mousetrap and I would have still voted her best dressed.
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