On Monday morning, a 34-year-old New Jersey man crashed into Crown Fried Chicken, went out of his car and stripped naked. For the coup de grâce, with his pants around his ankles, he started masturbating in front of everyone. What a beautiful day in Philly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdSAiCpGEr4
Somewhere out there, Andy Dick started a slow clap for him.