The Guy Kanye Punched Wants to Get Paid

The 18-year-old who called Kanye West the n-word and then got punched 30 times for his trouble wants a payout of several hundred thousand dollars. The kid has been avoiding police and does not want to go through a public trial. His lawyer has been calling Kanye’s people saying it can stay that way… for a price.

I’m sure the conversation went something like: It would be a shame for more details to come out. “You know your client called our client and his girlfriend the n-word, right?” Yes, it would be such a shame.

Anyway, you know what they say. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to instigate a fight with a mega celebrity by hurling racial epithets at them and you feed him for a lifetime. Or at least a few years depending on how many hookers and how much blow he buys.