Gwen Stefani Is the Skinniest Pregnant Girl Ever

Gwen Stefani is pregnant with her third baby, another boy (puberty is going to suck for Gwen and Gavin). She just posted this selfie of her in stilettos, leather pants and a tight, black top with the caption, “Bump it.”

Usually pregnant women look creepy and weird. Every time I hear so-and-so is pregnant, I imagine them looking like cheeto-stained aliens. Not Gwen Stefani though. It’s like the only thing that’s gained any weight on her is the actual baby. At this point, I’d even still have sex with her. She’d probably love to hear me say that because that’s basically the highest compliment anyone can get.

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