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Justin Bieber Arrested for DUI

Justin Bieber has another precious moment to add to his scrapbook under “My First DUI.”

Early Thursday morning in Miami beach, Justin Bieber was busted for DUI, drag racing and resisting arrest. When cops first went up to Bieber’s car after stopping him for drag racing, they instantly noticed he reeked of alcohol and had bloodshot eyes. They say he had a “stupor” look on his face. Not to be confused with “stupid” which is his usual look.

Having reached the zenith of stupidity, Bieber decided to go all in. Officials said in a press conference, “[Justin] made statements he had consumed some alcohol, been smoking marijuana and consumed some prescription medication.”

The police report says he was uncooperative from the beginning, yelling at cops, “Why the f*ck are you doing this?,” and, “What the f*ck did I do. Why did you stop me?”

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He was then patted down but this little baby who’s been coddled most of his adult life didn’t understand why. “I ain’t got no f*cking weapons, why do you have to search me? What the f*ck is this about?,” he said. Justin claimed he wasn’t drunk and was just coming back from recording music. Which was a lie because he was photographed at the club SET earlier.

As for the resisting arrest charge, that was pretty minor but hilarious nonetheless because it shows you what happens when you live in a celebrity bubble with no one to tell you “no.”

Before the pat down, as Bieber got out of the car, he “kept going into his pants pocket.” The cop ordered him to put his hands on the vehicle, and Bieber initially complied but soon took his hands off the car, turned and then cussed out the cop. The cop then grabbed Justin by the right arm, Justin pulled his arm away, and said, “What the f**k are you doing?”

Justin was driving a yellow Lambo before the arrest going 50 to 60 in a 30 mph residential neighborhood. Justin’s people had blocked off the street so he could race Khalil, a rapper on Def Jam Records, who was in a red Ferrari. Chantel Jeffries, some chick who loves banging famous people it seems, was a passenger in Justin’s car.

In case you’re wondering if Justin’s stupidity was inherited, the answer is yes. Sources say his dad, 38-year-old Jeremy Bieber, was with him Thursday morning and was one of the people who helped block off the street so Justin could race. He didn’t want anybody to get hurt while his son was drag racing drunk and high. He’s a responsible parent.

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