Justin Bieber Rats Out His Mom, Waves to the Adoring Public

If you’ve ever wanted to know how long Justin Bieber would last in prison, the answer is: not very. Cops grilled Bieber after his arrest asking what medication he took and, being the spineless twat that he is, it didn’t take long for him to roll on his mom, Pattie.

Bieber told cops he had taken an anti-anxiety medication like Xanax but wasn’t sure exactly what it was because he just takes whatever his mom gives him. Thanks, son! No word on if they were prescription drugs and his mom just hands it to him like a 2-year-old or if she’s giving him some of her stash.

So if you ever wanted to know why Justin acts like an insufferable douchebag, here you go. His dad helps block traffic so he can drag race high and drunk and his mom feeds him pills. What fantastic parents. They should get together with Dina and Michael Lohan sometime and co-author a parenting book.

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Jason B
8 years ago

With a justice system as lame as ours, no wonder he’s all smiles. It’s a joke. F**k him anyway.

8 years ago

Does his mom still wipe his ass, too?

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