Kat Dennings (and Beth Behrs) hosted the People’s Choice Awards last night wearing a bunch of strapless dresses like this one. I don’t even know how she fit all that chest in there. Yesterday, I went to UPS to buy a mailer to for two pairs of pants I wanted to return because I buy my pants online, you see. Turns out the mailer was a little small so even with all the stuffing I did, one pair just ended up sticking halfway out. That’s what I imagine it’s like for Kat Dennings when she tries on dresses.
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