Katy Perry Finally Covered a Magazine in a Bikini Top

It seems like forever since Katy Perry wore anything less than a dress on the cover of any magazine, but here she is on the cover of GQ wearing a bikini. About time. Sheesh.

The accompanying article isn’t all that interesting. It was written during the time of her controversial performance at the American Music Awards where she did that Geisha themed version of “Unconditionally.” Your standard insight into Katy Perry stuff. Though there is one part where she reveals how she got those massive breasts.

“I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down?’ ” At age 11, “God answered my prayers,” she says, glancing south. “I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.”

You mean all I had to do to get a 12-inch penis was pray for one? That would have been A LOT easier. *Unties 5lb weight from dick*

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Herman Bumfudle
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