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London Is Paying Lindsay to be a Club Rat

What’s the perfect job for a person like Lindsay Lohan who’s fresh out of rehab? Being paid to show up at bars and clubs of course. Lindsay, who says she’s sober, made a few connections in London who’ve negotiated deals for her to make between $5k – $15k per appearance at any place willing to pay.

It’s the perfect occupation for a person with no discernible skill or talent. She’s basically the equivalent of human wallpaper. A cigarette stained, disheveled human wallpaper.

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bobalouski
bobalouski
6 years ago

That’s just “type casting.”

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