Madonna Is a Good Mother

Here’s the photo Madonna put up of her 13-year-old son Rocco holding a bottle of gin and giving everyone that look where you think you’re a badass but you’re really not. You know the one from when you were a kid and you thought you did something cool but then you look back on it 10 years later and all you can do is cringe? That one.

Naturally, everyone got all huffy and asked her to please think of the children and I’m inclined to agree with these people. Belvedere and Bombay Sapphire? C’mon, can’t she get something a little better than that? She’s a goddamn millionaire. Tell me she at least cut some of those with tears of the unborn.

Madonna later put up a photo explaining, “No one was drinking we were just having fun! Calm down and get a sense of humor! Don’t start the year off with judgement!”

Yea, guys. Sheesh. Smoke a bowl from Madonna’s bong and chill out.

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