Apparently MTV Unplugged still exists. Most likely trapped between reruns of Jersey Shore and new episodes of Real World 65: I’m a Slut: True Story.
Still, it exists and Miley Cyrus performed on it last night. As people expected (because she told everyone), Miley and Madonna had themselves a ho-down singing a mashup of “Don’t Tell Me” and “We Can’t Stop.” It was a bridging of generations. One a veiny, man-handed mess and the other a twerking powerhouse with a spastic tongue.
I bet when they made eye contact, it was like looking into a mirror.