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Octomom Being Investigated for Welfare Fraud

Collecting $4,000 to $5,000 a month in welfare while earning five figures on the side through porn? Yea, not a good idea as Octomom just found out. Nadya Suleman has been charged with 3 felony counts of welfare fraud and now faces more than 5 years in jail if convicted. Her kids are probably breathing a sigh of relief as they read this on their iPad while pooping in their fake yard toilet.

The LA County District Attorney’s Office filed the charges which include 1 count of aid by misrepresentation and 2 counts of perjury by false application for aid. The DA alleges Octomom didn’t report $30,000 in earnings between January 1 and June 30, 2013.

The earnings are specifically for the masturbation video she made. The DA has categorized it under the more general “personal appearances and residual from videos.” Because I’m sure it’s painfully awkward for the judge to constantly refer to it as, “that jerk-off video you made.”

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She should be in jail for “mom fraud” since she is only a life support system for a vagina.

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