How One Man’s Dump Ruined Jonah Hill’s Perfect Life

On The Graham Norton Show, two time Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill recounted the day he was on a plane thinking he’d met the future Mrs. Hill only to have his hopes and dreams dashed by another man’s poop.

Hill, who sat beside Carey Mulligan, Robert De Niro and Sylvester Stallone, described how he and some chick hit it off on a flight when he was 18. Everything was going great until he excused himself to use the bathroom where he found himself waiting for a guy who was taking a dump.

When the man finally came out, an awful stench hit Jonah as hard as reality has hit Kate Gosselin. The dude just took a massive dump and Jonah had to stand there and take it like a human odor eater. To make things worse, as Hill finished up and left, he saw the girl he was flirting with waiting for the same bathroom. No amount of excuses could convince her it wasn’t him that birthed that foulness.

Suffice to say, things didn’t go as planned when she got back to her seat. The love in the air had been viciously choked out by the poo particles wafting through the cabin.

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