Shia LaBeouf Retired Because You’re All Jerks

Having endured criticism because he plagiarized Daniel Clowes and then every famous person ever, Shia LaBeouf has had enough. He’s taken his ball and gone home.  He went on Twitter today to retire from public life.

Shia tweeted, “In light of the recent attacks against my artistic integrity, I am retiring from all public life. My love goes out to those who have supported me. #stopcreating.”

People have yet to figure out who he stole from this time. Probably from a 5-year-old throwing a temper tantrum.