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Ahh! Kill It! Kill It With Fire!

A pregnant Kendra Wilkinson walked around LAX last Thursday with very little to no makeup on. It was terrifying. Not just because she looked like a normal person, but because it’s scary what makeup can do. It’s one of the only few socially acceptable things people use to change their entire appearance with.

That’s why when I’m hitting on girls I always tell them I want to see what’s underneath the mask. A lot of times they’ll just start telling me their hopes and dreams and worst fears and I’ll be like, “No, bitch,” and start wiping their face with a wet cocktail napkin.

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