Bill Clinton Had an Affair With Liz Hurley During His Second Term

I was debating whether or not to post this because the source of this story is Tom Sizemore but, hey, Bill Clinton seems to the type of guy to chase tail.

According to an unearthed recording from Tom Sizemore, Bill Clinton banged Elizabeth Hurley in the White House while Hillary was in the next room.

It all happened back in 1998 during a screening of Saving Private Ryan when Clinton pulled Sizemore aside and asked if he wanted to see the Lincoln Bedroom. At first this sounded like Bill wanted to talk to him about Confederated Products, but it was actually Bill trying to get Liz Hurley’s number from Tom. He even created a cover story for Tom to memorize.

When Sizemore confirmed they had dated but were no longer together, he says the President asked for her number.

Stunned at the suggestion, Sizemore admitted to being somewhat hesitant to dole out the digits, but claims Clinton insisted: “Give it to me. You dumb mother*****r, I’m the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number.”

The actor obliged, but before dialing, he says the President was already covering his tracks, thinking of his oblivious and long-suffering wife Hillary in the other room.

“[Clinton] said, ‘I’m going to say I asked you about your uncle, Ted Sizemore, who played professional baseball,” Sizemore recalls. “That’s the lie. Don’t forget it.’”

Once he got it, Clinton called up Hurley and used the greatest, most nonsensical pickup line I’ll never be able to use.

“Elizabeth, this is your Commander-in-Chief,” Clinton said to the actress, who played Vanessa Kensington in the 1997 hit Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.

And though Hurley at first thought it was a joke, she played coy, but the President wouldn’t take no for an answer!

Clinton said, “Listen Elizabeth, this is the President!” Sizemore recalls. “‘I don’t have any time for this ****. I‘m keeping the world from nuclear war all the time. I’m sending a plane to pick you up.”

Hurley arrives at 1600 Penn and as she was taken to a room with the president, Bill turns around and goes, “I owe you one.” Asked what happened, Sizemore said, “What do you think? She was there for four days. He f***ed her that night.”

Tom then asked Hurley about it.

Later, her recalled, “I asked her (Hurley), what was it like there? …I said was Hillary a problem? And she said ‘No, they sleep in different bedrooms.’”

“Bill said that, he intimated to Elizabeth that they have been, they’re in love,” Sizemore claims, “but they stopped [sleeping together] a long time ago and they both have separate romantic lives.”

As to why Bill ended it, it’s because he was falling in love. “At a certain point, he told her, ‘I don’t do love and I’m beginning to think I might love you,’”

Hurley of course denied the affair on Twitter and I believe her because, one, this is Tom Sizemore we’re talking about and, two, Clinton told Hurley he was her Commander-in-Chief when she’s not even American. I would assume being a dumb motherf*cker would turn any woman off.

Update: As expected, Tom Sizemore says he made it all up.